| HURRAH!! |
[Mar. 14th, 2005|04:11 pm] |
I got accepted into the program! I'm going to England in the Fall!!!!!!
Whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| In honor of Valentine's Day..... |
[Feb. 14th, 2005|11:20 pm] |
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Ok, since I have no boyfriend, I would normally hate today. BUT I have decided to give two Shout-Outs to the men that I have actually strongly liked.... the foreign ones.
1.)Alex Polo- The Canuck. Had a French accent, good kisser. I was about 17 and we saw an Adam Sandler movie and made out in the theater. I got really bored of him after the 3 date. Oh well, I guess he's in Montreal somewhere living it up.
2.) STEWART- ENGLAND oh sweet Jesus. The son of Zeus, I am sure. I don't know much about him, except that I still get all hot and bothered when I think about him. Best kisser to have ever put two lips together.
God save the queen
Happy late St. Valentine's Day everyone!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| This is a story of a cunt.... |
[Feb. 14th, 2005|11:02 pm] |
Well, tonight was the last day of the Vagina Monologues. It was def. a great experience. I enjoy having the power to make hundreds of people shout out "Cunt", and being able to shout out cunt over and over. Its a such a great word. I have come to appreciate it, without a doubt. I have a feeling that my "cunt" days are far from over....
I'm coming home this weekend. I need a nice relaxing weekend away from here. Ugh, sidenote: I just ate chinese food and I feel like a septic tank. Never a good thing.
Anyway, on Wednesday I am going to audition for "Noises Off". Its a really funny play. If I don't get in it, I will die. Die, drop like a big log. It will be so sad. The night of the play I would picket outside of the auditorium with great big signs that say, "MSV PLAYERS KILL KITTENS!!!!" or something like that. I will, I promise.
Wow, a year ago I liked "he who we do not mention anymore". the Fucka. Oh well, he is dead to me!!!!!!! lol (Actually me and melanie pranked him a few days ago. The man is like Jesus, he was resurrected!!!) That was horrible. Forgive me. jesus was far more attractive than he was , is, ugh.
Any way, I can't wait to see all of you Toms River people, because this Toms River person really misses you!!!!
Ciao.... the cunt |
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| The update of all updates |
[Jan. 3rd, 2005|11:47 pm] |
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Mike and I were talking about the fact that we never update our journals anymore, and this is due to one main reason: Our lives are boring.
There is no life-altering decision that I am battling with and I don't ever feel like writing about any certain topic, because after a semster of endless writing, the thought of typing usually makes me want to crawl into a gutter and die.
Overall, I am in the same place that I was a year ago; Working at Lester Glenn for my "vacation" (a paradox in itself), no boyfriend in sight, and big hopes for a European fall.
I'm not complaining though, just trying to update my damned journal. |
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| Proud to have a Vag..... I think |
[Nov. 30th, 2004|02:21 am] |
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| | feelin a little cunty | ] |
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| | cunt cunt cunt (i have to get used to it) | ] |
Yea, so tonight I tried out for "The Vagina Monolouges", thinking I would get to do one that is sensitive and very nice. Well, not so much. It turns out that when the director read one of them, she instantly thought of me. Which monologue is it?? It is the one called, "Reclaiming Cunt", in which I will say cunt and ccc cuuu ect ect all building into ab orgasm. Yea, so the orgasm of Melissa meets the Mount Saint Vincent stage once again (because hey, once is never enough). My mom said she won't come and see it. lol I hope my granmother will. The thing is, I am actually kind of excited to do it. Glen Close was the actress who first preformed the Cunt monologue and shes great, so we'll see. This will def. be the biggest stretch for me. Wow... Cunt.... who knew.. |
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| The one feathered tail of miss... |
[Nov. 18th, 2004|04:34 pm] |
AH! Its opening night!!! Here we go...
Off to Seussical the Musical to be the best gertrude mcfuzz I can be.
Cant wait til Sat, you guys!!! |
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| Post Election Thoughts |
[Nov. 4th, 2004|01:42 pm] |
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After all of this, I seem to recall that most of the Germans liked Hitler too. |
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| Self-Evident |
[Oct. 26th, 2004|12:30 am] |
It is one week before the election and I am damned scared. All I can do is send in my shitty absentee ballot and hope that it doesn't get lost in the mail.
What scares me is what this country has become. The polls are split. Bush may even be leading. A man who has lied to country repeatedly. Now I know this is not the first time a president has lied,but thousands of people are suffering for his 3rd-grade need for retribution. It's all just a game for him. Get out the guns, slap on the chaps, and saddle up your horses folks, America is on the prowl!! How can anyone possibly want to re-elect this fool? That is what he is, a blatant, ignorant fool. The sad part is, there are people willing to buy into the shit he is slinging, and they are to blame for the destruction of this country. It will only get worse. They are trying to preserve something that does not exist anymore. We aren't free, this is not a democracy, and we do not elect the president. But by all means, let us spread our ideals to other countries.
It is not a pleasant occasion when you realize that your president has wasted thousands of lives, but please, stop denying it.
I will be so ashamed of this country if after all of this, George W. Bush is voted President. |
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| TVU |
[Oct. 21st, 2004|03:45 pm] |
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| | Ani Difranco | ] |
Hey everyone!! Does anyone study at Thames Valley University? Next fall I am going to be studying abroad there for communication and I was wondering what is was like. Thanks all!! |
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| YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
[Oct. 17th, 2004|12:30 am] |
Yea Yea YEA
Oh boy.... lol Ain't nothing like a weekend with Kc and Mike. I love you two. :)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I actually like being home. I miss it, although I think T.R. gets really bad after any period of time longer than 3 days. So, tomorrow I go back to N.Y.C. I would though, like to take mikey and kc with me, because i don't know what I'll do when filming the sex-scene, and am in need of some good inspiration.... Yea. Yea. Yea.
Oh, and be sure to see, "Saved". It is an accurate portrayl of how religious extremists fuck up everything.
Peace, like me....ha get, "Peace".... |
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[Oct. 14th, 2004|05:39 pm] |
I can't wait to come home tomorrow!!! We are going to the 'ole homecoming game. I can't wait to sleep in my own bed! (even though the one here is actully more comfy. Whatev.
So, I got a root canal yesterday, and it didn't even hurt. I was soooo glad. God bless the dentists of NYC.
Ok, that's all folks. God, i don't have anything to talk about since i have relieved myself of idiot-boy. Hmmmm.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLL ESP. MIKE, CASEY, JULIANNE, AND TINI!!
peace, fuckers. |
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| Just a note |
[Oct. 5th, 2004|10:27 pm] |
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I just read over my last entry that I posted, and due to my enormous amounts of typos, it seems that I speak broken English. I especially like the " I escaped unharm"... I'm such a "frak" lol |
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| Update? What's an Update? |
[Oct. 5th, 2004|10:15 pm] |
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| | nada folks | ] |
Celebrities always die in threes. So far, Janet Leigh and Rodney Dangerfield have died. I wonder who will die next. I really liked Rodney in "Ladybugs". Unfourtunalty both him and Jonathan Brandis who was also in that film are dead, since Brandis hung himself a few years ago. He was hot, so that's rough.
Yea, I totally fell today in the cafeteria. I slipped by the yogurt machince because there was fucking water on the floor, so my soda went flying and a few of my toast flew off the plate, and I went crashing into the yogurt tray. It sucked, by I escaped unharm. My college is a death-trap.
Hmm.. what other lovely events have happned recently... Oh yea. Walter. the fucker, was supposed to hang out with me last Friday. So, we talked for like 45 fucking mins on the phone, and then at 10:00 he called with another valiant excuse to why he couldn't hang out. Whatever. I have learned that he is boring and has an unflattering haircut. I am saving myself for the English poet-from a wealthy family-man of my dreams, which brings me to my next topic.
I am going to England next Fall for a semester. I cannot wait. I love everything English. Men Men Men. Rawrrr.. Plus I will finally get to meet Kelly in person!!!!!
I dyed my hair blonder. Someone said that I had "Blondish" hair a few weeks ago, and that really bugged me, so now I am extremely blonde, I like it a lot.
Boring boring,.. Oh yea, the play is coming up in a month. Well, not really, but it is Nov 18-20. You all must come! lol Oh, and Mike, if you are reading this, I really want to go to that thing in Philly on Halloween, it looks verrry scarry. Good times. Well, ciao. |
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| Part 2 of my Blatent Stupidity |
[Sep. 20th, 2004|11:55 pm] |
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See, the ordeals surrouding were apparently not enough. No, Walter continually standing me off was just not too little. I needed to get back in to my little hole. So, I talked to him on the phone tonight. Usual catching up shit, then I was like, "We have to hang out". Then he said that he is on campus on Wed. nights for his graduate courses, and that he will call me Wed. I mean, of course he won't ACTUALLY call me. Like all of last semester I'll prolly be here..... AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE HIM!!! |
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| Self-Evident |
[Sep. 11th, 2004|04:38 pm] |
to eighteen minutes
burning down our throats
down the hall
down the stairs
in a building so tall
that it will always be there
yes, it's part of a pair
there on the bow of noah's ark
the most prestigious couple
just kickin back parked
against a perfectly blue sky
on a morning beatific
in its indian summer breeze
on the day that america
fell to its knees
after strutting around for a century
without saying thank you
or please
and the shock was subsonic
and the smoke was deafening
between the setup and the punch line
cuz we were all on time for work that day
we all boarded that plane for to fly
and then while the fires were raging
we all climbed up on the windowsill
and then we all held hands
and jumped into the sky
and every borough looked up when it heard the first blast
and then every dumb action movie was summarily surpassed
and the exodus uptown by foot and motorcar
looked more like war than anything i've seen so far
so far
so far
so fierce and ingenious
a poetic specter so far gone
that every jackass newscaster was struck dumb and stumbling
over 'oh my god' and 'this is unbelievable' and on and on
and i'll tell you what, while we're at it
you can keep the pentagon
keep the propaganda
keep each and every tv
that's been trying to convince me
to participate
in some prep school punk's plan to perpetuate retribution
perpetuate retribution
even as the blue toxic smoke of our lesson in retribution
is still hanging in the air
and there's ash on our shoes
and there's ash in our hair
and there's a fine silt on every mantle
from hell's kitchen to brooklyn
and the streets are full of stories
sudden twists and near misses
and soon every open bar is crammed to the rafters
with tales of narrowly averted disasters
and the whiskey is flowin
like never before
as all over the country
folks just shake their heads
and pour ~ Ani Difranco |
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| Almost time to goooooo |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|09:33 am] |
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| | lean on me~~~~ | ] |
Ciao Toms River!
Here's to trivial pursuit games at midnight (which I most def. won last night), crazy car rides to Bayville (STALKER), riding up on the grassy knoll at lightning speeds, seeing a scary ghost man and then driving into a dead end, OUIJA, Wawa subs, SPECIES ::spewing orange soda, Melisha, singing Lean on Me on route to Alex's house, "so i went to the bodga, right?", Prank calling Walta as asking for Raplh and having him practice his area code skills, BALL OF SHADE, fucking plums, and no exit night at applebees. It was a time, kids.
You best visit me in NYC, as long as you research the gas prices. :)
CIAO LOVAS |
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| I can't let it go and I can't get through |
[Aug. 20th, 2004|10:19 pm] |
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| |  melancholy | ] |
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| | both hands~ Ani, of course | ] |
It was fate... look at the poster that marilyn and marlon are holding.....
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The Rose Tattoo!!!! See, it was meant to be! I shit my pants when I saw this.
On another note, I wish that he would just come online once in a while. Just to verify that he exists. I mean, prank calls called by mike don't count. All I picture is his phone ringing, interrupting his swan song with some other girl. I resolved that I wouldn't talk abou him anymore once school starts, and I honestly plan to keep the promise. Maybe. Well, probably not. How can you forget someone whose memories are like kicks in the ass.
I like Menthols. Thanks for the fiber glass, Case! lol Oh, yea, I won Trivial Pursuit, well, by default. |
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| ..that's what friends are for |
[Aug. 16th, 2004|02:39 pm] |
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| | chipper | ] |
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| | firedoor | ] |
We got a new dog. It's sort of cute. She's no Muffin though, not by a long shot. It came with a stupid name, "Kendal". She's a good dog though, and she needed a home, so its cool. Last night we saw "Garden State" which was a great movie. I don't usually like her, but Natalie Portman was incredible. Her character was amazing.
I can't wait to go back to school, but I'm going to miss work. Not the actual act or working, but the people. As I was saying goodbye two guys I work with today, they were asking me when my last day was and all that good stuff. The one guy, (who is really uptight and mono-toned) was like, "you know you are my favorite". I think that deep down, he is a kink-master. He may even have leather-straps and mirrors above his bed. But, anyway, the other guy said that at 1:02 on my last day, we were going to go in the back of the place so he could have his way with me. The other one said that at 1:04 we were going to drive around the block. He wanted to "make his fantasies a reality". Hmm.. Well, they are lucky I like them, cause that is hella-sexual harrassment. I'm not like that though, I wouldn't ever "report" someone for kidding around. I mean, really, they are complimenting me. I don't feel uncomfortable, because if I told them to stop, they would. Plus, I am just as bad as them. I am a word slut. Or, a tease. I'll miss those crazy chaps.
Oh yea, last night at the movies, I saw that my prom date worked at the consession stand I didn't want to see him though, because I didn't know him that well, so it would have been awkward. Almost one of those moments where you wouldn't even have an inkling of what to say, because there would be nothing to refer back to. So, I made Christine and Mike get my popcorn. Not THAT'S what friends are for, man. |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 5th, 2004|12:09 am] |
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Marilyn Monroe. Rest in Peace. June 1, 1926 - August 5, 1962 |
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| Muffin Peace 1990-2004 |
[Jul. 29th, 2004|04:02 pm] |
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I love you Muffin!!!! Now you can sit on Mom-Mom's lap again. |
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